About Bizlax

Name: John Biz

Hometown: Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, MA,

Currently Resides somewhere near Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego County


Hobbies: nose picking, farting in crowded elevators, injecting NFL information into his
blood stream.

 

Music: anything by Bjork after a Patriots victory (Only time her shit makes any sense).

 

Movies: "The Hunger Games" Any chick would be the 'Girl On Fire' after a night with the Commish!

 

Languages: Foul! Very foul, with a little Bizbonics sprinkled in.

 

My motto: Carpe diem – seize the fish (carp)!

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